Hi there everyone! Welcome back to January, the Monday of months. Hope you’ve all been well. Certainly hope you managed to avoid that blood-soaked late-term abortion of a film New Year’s Eve and had a good time instead.
We didn’t have a Christmas present for you, because we couldn’t figure out how to wrap World Peace, so we got you this instead! A little sketch shot back when the sun was yellow, instead of an unfeasibly icy white.
Ben Keenan (formerly Busty Larue) has choosen a life of comedy and film-producing as away of appeasing his great God, Lord Xenu. In recent years, Ben has been studying the ways of the ninja. He’s now a level twenty dan, and the only westerner to defeat the Dalai Lama in hand-to-hand combat. A little-known fact about Ben is that he’s a former lover of Kenny Baker, the midget inside R2D2.
