Born in an off-world salt mine in 1931, Ciaran McNamee has enjoyed a colourful existence. His upbringing on that harsh asteroid has gifted him with lightning-quick reflexes and especially dense muscle. Escaping in 1983 using nothing more than clingfilm and bubblegum, he made his way to Earth, landing and establishing operations in Ireland. He now nourishes the worlds of both comedy and theoretical physics with his brain. He sees nothing wrong with this.