Rory Cashin
Rory Cashin, a former mineralogist and professor of Metallurgy in Minsk, fled the Soviet Union in 1980 when it banned stalking. His travels took him to Ireland where he rose quickly though the corporate ranks at the Odlums porridge factory. Though a lifelong fear of bears prevents him from sleeping in the same house two nights consecutively, he is one of the few people recorded that can reliably stare at the Sun, digest concrete and clone nuns. Bees are naturally wary of Rory and will demonstratably swarm in such a way as to avoid him.
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