Howdy all – I’d like to invite you to ask the Giraffe questions about us, the world at large, science, history etc. Drop us a line in the comments or an email: blog@half-a-giraffe.com
Here’s an opening volley:
Question 1
Maria: How come you can’t afford a whole giraffe?
Giraffe: Turns out it’s cheaper to kill, dismember and buy a giraffe by the kilo than to simply pay him to turn up. Giraffe’s are notoriously unionised.
Question 2
Diane: Dear half a giraffe. Do giraffes have adams apples? Thank you kindly.
Giraffe: We do, but they’re in our knees. The giraffe’s vocal system is extremely complicated.
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