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Bosco: The Man in the Box

Monday, 3 May 2010 by Gemma Creagh

The following is an excerpt from Grainne Ní Chonchobhair’s tell-all autobiography “Bosco: The Man in the Box”

It started innocently enough, he’d go out for a pint with Dempsey after work. Then on Tuesdays he might head out with Derek Davis. Eventually he was on the town, drinking, every night with god knows who. When I was three months pregnant it got very bad, but I didn’t want to nag him because I knew how much pressure he was under.

The producers had been leaning on him to update the Magic Door routine. Apparently the animal rights people were complaining about the zoo, and the HB factory just wasn’t cutting it any more. Also the past few months had seen the relationship between the McSpuds falling apart and Flaherty from Flaherty Gardens was becoming unpopular for his “indiscretions”.  B would come home, night after night, drunk and agressive; I was afraid and suspicious but I never imagined he was seeing rent boys.

Grainne, his former colleague, lover, and the mother to his raven-haired lovechild; finally reveals her side of the story in this heartbreakingly honest retelling of their life both together, and apart. She provides an intimate glimpse into the man behind the publicity; and gives a behind-the-scenes account of the personal life of one of RTE’s biggest stars.

Bosco’s career has been a turbulent one which started with a nervous educational recording in 1978, after which he quickly developed bulimia to adhere to the strict aesthetic guidelines for the presenters of Ireland’s national broadcaster. At the height of his career, or his “rockstar days“ which followed the release of his album “Bosco Sings”; he shared musical ideologies with the likes of Bono as well as attending drug-fuelled orgy-parties with other well known musicians of the era.

His problems began to surface publicly with his depression at the cancelation of the Bosco series in the late 80’s. Outraged at the lack of support he had received from his colleagues on the show, he went on to focus on a career in radio with Action Saturday Action. He was let go after three seasons. Bosco believed this was due to constant criticism about his voice.

The late nineties and naughties were his darkest years; filled with debts, deceit, and a destructive drug addiction, all of which were worsened when his show was replaced by the “Morbegs”. He fell into a downward spiral which often featured in the headlines, his alleged one night threesome with Jodie Marsh and Jordan at the Meteor awards was the last straw for his parter Grainne. She finished their relationship, taking her daughter, Ciúb, with her back to her mother’s in Liverpool. The UCD kidnapping, and subsequent unrequited Stockholm syndrome, was believed to  have pushed him over the edge; and he overdosed in January 2003.

In her book, Grainne implores that this was not a suicide attempt,  but was but a cry for help which eventually led to his recovery. After his stint in Rehab, he befriended and began a close friendship with comedian Russel Brand, who helped him get his career back on track. Bosco  was introduced to Scientology through his good friend Wallace, of Wallace and Gromit fame, and has since been working again in the theatre. There are talks of him hosting a political debate progamme for RTE 1 in 2011.

The Bosco Story is one that has gripped the nation for over three decades, and this candid piece of writing reveals the man behind the legend. “Bosco: the Man in the Box” is released this friday at all good book stores priced at €13.99.

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  • http://www.half-a-giraffe.com Ben Keenan

    I hope they go into lots of detail about the sex. That’d be weird.

  • http://www.half-a-giraffe.com Ben Keenan

    I hope they go into lots of detail about the sex. That’d be weird.

  • Rory Cashin

    He had those really bad facial liver spots from a really young age. That shouldve been a clue right there…

  • Rory Cashin

    He had those really bad facial liver spots from a really young age. That shouldve been a clue right there…

  • http://www.tinyjames.com Tiny James

    Hey, that was a very cool web site I like it.

    • http://www.half-a-giraffe.com Ben Keenan

      Hi James, thanks a million! Glad you enjoyed :-) come back any time, we update twice a week and will be posting more sketches here soon.

  • http://www.tinyjames.com Tiny James

    Hey, that was a very cool web site I like it.

    • http://www.half-a-giraffe.com Ben Keenan

      Hi James, thanks a million! Glad you enjoyed :-) come back any time, we update twice a week and will be posting more sketches here soon.

  • TLHobo

    I never realized how much Bosco looked like a reggae Samuel Beckett

  • TLHobo

    I never realized how much Bosco looked like a reggae Samuel Beckett

  • http://www.half-a-giraffe.com Ben Keenan

    It’s all in his beady little eyes.

  • http://www.half-a-giraffe.com Ben Keenan

    It’s all in his beady little eyes.

  • Greg

    Sideshow Bob-esque

  • Greg

    Sideshow Bob-esque

  • Caro

    So so sad … I never knew what happened to Bosco.
    We all loved u Bosco
    Knock knock open wide see what’s on the other side……… :(

  • Caro

    So so sad … I never knew what happened to Bosco.
    We all loved u Bosco
    Knock knock open wide see what’s on the other side……… :(

  • corina

    …uve just ruined my childhood ..feckin brillant…..

  • corina

    …uve just ruined my childhood ..feckin brillant…..

  • http://www.dobox.com/ Bruce

    He had those really bad facial liver spots from a really young age. That shouldve been a clue right there…

    • http://www.half-a-giraffe.com Ben Keenan

      Echo?

  • http://www.dobox.com/ Bruce

    He had those really bad facial liver spots from a really young age. That shouldve been a clue right there…

    • http://www.half-a-giraffe.com Ben Keenan

      Echo?

  • http://www.halfagiraffe.tv Stephen Kilroy

    Hey! When you’ve got a hand up your ass all those years, you’re bound to hit the drugs hard. Brilliant book. Two thumbs up…no pun intended.

  • http://www.halfagiraffe.tv Stephen Kilroy

    Hey! When you’ve got a hand up your ass all those years, you’re bound to hit the drugs hard. Brilliant book. Two thumbs up…no pun intended.

  • JR

    About the author. She is MENTAL