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Tough Love
Posted on Thursday, 11 August 2011 | View CommentsThe latest Half A Giraffe Sketch: Poor Mike's Birthday celebrations come to an abrupt halt when he returns to find his family waiting up... Tough Love Hurts. -
Festival Fit: 10 tips to Survive a Festival
Posted on Monday, 20 June 2011 | View CommentsOut must come the smelly wellies, the moldy, beer-covered Tesco tents, and the oversized novelty hats and glasses; it's that time of year again – music festival season! Derived from their pagan origins, Festivals have not changed much in recent years, and are a booze-filled, Bear-Grills-esque survival adventure at the best of times. -
My Own Personal Rapture
Posted on Monday, 30 May 2011 | View CommentsAfter Christianity has been proved false by the Rapture not coming to fruition, this brings to popularity another religion, Gemmism. This is a religion I’ve created which is based around the teachings of lord and savior, Bill Hicks – with the basic ideology being the condemnation of behavior commonly described as assholiation. There are a few simple rules by which one must live by in the Gemmist faith: 1. Thou shalt not play music on thy phone speakers on the bus. -
Queen Elizabeth does a Dublin/Cork combo
Posted on Tuesday, 17 May 2011 | View CommentsQueen Elizabeth will be popping across the pond today, as I’m sure many Cork and Dublin have been made aware due to the crizz-azy traffic across both city centers. There’s a guard on every street corner, and many hospitals are on standby – meaning Copper Face Jack’s has faced a customer lull in the last week akin to those predicted for Armageddon. There are, of course, heightened security concerns that protesters are seeking to disrupt her itinerary, so Government officials have kept the ‘precise’ time and duration of each leg of her four-day itinerary under wraps for security reasons. -
The Fear Parade: A post-Paddy’s day breakdown
Posted on Sunday, 20 March 2011 | View CommentsSomeone had decided it would be a good idea for us all to drink Sambuca from 7up bottles at the parade. I’m not pointing fingers but Ben, you know who you are. Things started off normal enough on Wednesday evening, as average as any Half a Giraffe “meeting”; we chatted briefly about what we plan on doing for the next month and then quickly head out for pints. The two “quick ones”, turned into a booze-fueled blur around Dublin City centre, and then back for Rory’s for a night cap – or 7. -
Memory Foam
Posted on Friday, 4 March 2011 | View CommentsMuch like the nostalgia of macroom bars and retro sweets, I now embark upon a gustatory adventure, the aim of which to return me to the mindset of my youth. I plan on recalling those glorious days of yesteryear by sampling the evolution of my alcohol consumption… So I line up the drinks I used to enjoy, in chronological order, and begin drinking: -
Young Spunk in RTÉ’s programming
Posted on Monday, 14 February 2011 | View CommentsFollowing the success of Raw, spin off series, Red-Raw, has gone into pre-production, and features a branch of the popular restaurant opening in Cork City. -
Enjoy Your VD (Valentines Day)
Posted on Monday, 7 February 2011 | View CommentsValentines Day (VD) – a day of crap films and smug over-affectionate couples rubbing their love, literally, all up in your face. Here at Half a Giraffe we have everything... -
Holiday Tiem!
Posted on Tuesday, 25 January 2011 | View CommentsWelcome to the future, and not just any future, YOUR FUTURE! Below is an account found in a REVERSE TIME CAPSULE from the future. It seems to be a holiday... -
Stay Healthy with Dr. Gemma “Deadly” Creagh
Posted on Monday, 17 January 2011 | View CommentsFor the first time Dr. Deadly shares her medical expertise: A must-read for those hoping to avoid illness this season.