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…aaaaaaaaaaaand We’re BACK!
Posted on Monday, 16 January 2012 | View CommentsA little New Year's Eve gift :-) -
A successful guide to New Years Resolutions
Posted on Wednesday, 28 December 2011 | View CommentsEvery year on December 31st, the bloated hungover masses vow never to do/eat/drink/ride whatever their individual vices may be, mostly in an effort to comply with the outdated social construction of the New Year’s resolution – something designed to make you feel so guilty could really only be a tool of the Catholic Church). So pretty much without fail every year, 99.9999999999999% of these earnestly uttered promises are broken within the early few hours of the 1st January. -
Mr. Strangeglove, or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bathroom Attendant
Posted on Thursday, 22 December 2011 | View CommentsSome survival tips for using an attended bathroom. If you're not sure if this is for you, ask yourself if you've ever used a public bathroom. Go on. Ask yourself. I'll wait. Ok, done? Exactly, right? I know! Go ahead, read it, I won't keep you. -
The Ten Worst Movies Of 2011
Posted on Tuesday, 13 December 2011 | View CommentsHere are the abridged scripts for the ten worst movies of the past year. -
Vincent Browne releases Fragrance
Posted on Tuesday, 15 November 2011 | View CommentsSearching for something to buy that special someone this Xmas? Well Look no further! Earlier today TV3’s political presenter, Vincent Browne, has announced the release of a new fragrance, The Scent... -
The Four Worst Types Of Social Networker
Posted on Monday, 31 October 2011 | View CommentsEveryone has done at least one of the following. Including me. But especially you. -
Election Day Special
Posted on Thursday, 27 October 2011 | View CommentsWelcome to Half a Giraffe’s Irish presidential election day special. We know when you want hard-hitting political analysis you go to HAG. And just like any legitimate political theory website,... -
10 things to do before leaving your job
Posted on Tuesday, 25 October 2011 | View CommentsIn this horrendous economy, people are being sacked and made redundant left, right and center. Cut backs and outsourcing are causing thousands of people across the country to get the old ‘heave-ho’ and be forced to reapply for their old jobs in the likes of Xtravision and Superquinn, despite having a PHD and/or Nobel prizes. -
A Quick List Of People That Need To Go Away
Posted on Wednesday, 5 October 2011 | View CommentsFamous People Who Need To F**k Off -
A Letter To The Irish People
Posted on Wednesday, 28 September 2011 | View CommentsA letter to the Irish people from Dana.