Hunky Dorys

About Gemma Creagh

Having been sold into an underground Fortune Cookie producing slave ring at a young age (her exact date of birth is presently unknown), Gemma Creagh was almost burnt at the stake for being a witch when it was noted that her prophecies were scarily accurate. Deported to Cork and then Dublin to study Media, she currently resides in a bunker underneath Stephens Green Shopping Centre writing funny things and dealing with her irrational hatred of all things Cronenberg.