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  • 'Those of you troughing your way through a bucket of popcorn whilst texting your friends about the new facebook message you received will find solace in this movie's priorities. As you lie there gargling phlegm, 2012 will gargle right back at you.'

    A Review: 2012

    'Those of you troughing your way through a bucket of popcorn whilst texting your friends about the new facebook message you received will find solace in this movie's priorities. As you lie there gargling phlegm, 2012 will gargle right back at you.'

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  • 'Prince Of Persia

Jake Gyllenhaal: At no point will I be referred to as a prince in this movie. Which is based on a videogame. And now they're making a videogame out of this movie.'

    10 Summer Movies. 10 Seconds Each.

    'Prince Of Persia Jake Gyllenhaal: At no point will I be referred to as a prince in this movie. Which is based on a videogame. And now they're making a videogame out of this movie.'

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